WARNING THIS POST ISN'T WORK SAFE

On a much more humorous note and if you don't like off-color porn humor feel free to move on. Warning probably not work safe... bad language and sophomoric humor ahead... !!!!

UPDATE: The woodies are now in session. Thanks DRAKE!!! Too awesome!!!

The annual Adult Video Awards nomination list was released last Friday. As usual, major props to porn producers and the awesome titles they come up with. For example:

From the Best Sex Comedy category (all this time I figured that all porn was sex comedy... insert Ron Jeremy joke here and if you don't know who he is, you probably shouldn't be reading this ;) )

Is the classic "Crack Whores of the Tenderloin" (crack whores and expensive cuts of meat... I think I know enough on this one) and "Pimped by an Angel 14" (really, a 14th one? didn't the first 13 make the point????)

From Best All Sex Release:
Tails From the Toilet (hmmmm.. now I know that toilet humor really does sell... and on a side note, do you want to see a $5000 toilet.. sure you do.. go here)

Best Foreign All-Sex Release
DVDA (only because of Orgazmo... bring out the stunt cock!!!)

Best Anal-Themed Feature
1 in the Pink 1 in the Stink 3 (hahahaha... who comes up w/ this? I think I SMELL a hit series here, 10 bucks on the 4th one being nominated next year).

Best Non-Sex Performance
Ron Jeremy Cadillac Highway (The Hedgehog strikes again, I'm telling you this guy is going to be in MORE mainstream movies)and
Dick Smothers, Jr., Welcome to the Valley (ever heard of the Smothers brothers? that is Dick Smother's real life son... guess he didn't need a porn name)

Best All-Girl Sex Scene – Video
Fluff and Fold (does the Snuggle bear make an appearance in this one?... ok that was bad)

Best Anal Sex Scene
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang (Wrong, wrong, wrong... hahahaahha)

Best Screenplay – Video
Crack Whores of the Tenderloin (Screenplay??? Somewhere, someone really sits down and writes this shit?)

Best Music
Walt Jizney for Bella Loves Jenna (simply brilliant porn name)

via Fleshbot. (Where else?)