From the I can't make this up file...

Bad beaver , bad beaver!!! Well there is one goal completed. I never, ever thought I would get to use that phrase.

Big suprise they used eager beavers in the first line. I could come up w/ something way more interesting than that.

Wait.. hmmmm... nevermind better keep those comments to myself. ;)

I do have a couple of questions though. Did the police rebuild the beaver dam? I mean what about the beavers, did anyone think about the beavers? Secondly, I hoped they approached those beavers with caution. I once rolled up on some beavers when I was an undergraduate fisheries major and they aren't friendly. We would get close to their dam and they would come over and smack their tails in the water trying to push us over (we were in waders). Little punks. That's all I got.