Bonus, Bonus Movie Quote Love

In honor of an uncut version of Big Trouble in Little China on Fox Movie Channel tonight, I proffer this:

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Spoken by Kurt Russell as Jack Burton riding in the Pork Chop Express

PS. Damn straight, the check is in the mail.